ChipperF1
02-23-2002, 09:23 AM
Marsha Sharp's Palace
(Sung to the tune of "Crackerbox Palace")
Another game for Husker girls
It'll start bad you see.
Cause Texas Tech pass it and
find Amber Tarr for three
And we welcome you to Marsha Sharp's Palace'
We've been expecting you.
You're getting beat in Marsha Sharp's Palace
There is no way Nebraska beats TTU
Still giving up, the easy twos
The Huskers lose their heart
Paul looks around for someone new
He don't know who to start
And say, It's a farce at Marsha Sharp's Palace.
Jia steals it for two.
Getting blown out at Marsha Sharp's Palace.
And Cisti outrebounds both the Charos, too.
And we welcome you to Marsha Sharp's Palace
We've been expecting you.
You're getting beat in Marsha Sharp's Palace
There is no way Nebraska beats TTU
This game will be so very bad.
Texas Tech's in the pink.
A Saturday that's really long.
Because the Huskers stink...and they say..
Welcome you, to Marsha Sharp's Palace
We'll score a lot on you.
You're getting slapped in Marsha Sharp's Palace.
There's really nothing that NU can do.
And we welcome you, to Marsha Sharp's Palace
We've been expecting you.
You're getting beat in Marsha Sharp's Palace
There is no way Nebraska beats TTU
If this game was in Lincoln, I'd say we had a shot not to embarasses ourselves. But this team is hamper by three fundamental truths about Nebraska Womens Basketball in the Sanderford Era.
1. Nebraska's best players don't play two good games in a row, except for Keasha Cannon.
2. Nebraska doesn't beat ranked teams
3. Nebraska doesn't beat quality teams on the road.
Texas Tech 85, Nebraska 55
--ChipperF1
(Sung to the tune of "Crackerbox Palace")
Another game for Husker girls
It'll start bad you see.
Cause Texas Tech pass it and
find Amber Tarr for three
And we welcome you to Marsha Sharp's Palace'
We've been expecting you.
You're getting beat in Marsha Sharp's Palace
There is no way Nebraska beats TTU
Still giving up, the easy twos
The Huskers lose their heart
Paul looks around for someone new
He don't know who to start
And say, It's a farce at Marsha Sharp's Palace.
Jia steals it for two.
Getting blown out at Marsha Sharp's Palace.
And Cisti outrebounds both the Charos, too.
And we welcome you to Marsha Sharp's Palace
We've been expecting you.
You're getting beat in Marsha Sharp's Palace
There is no way Nebraska beats TTU
This game will be so very bad.
Texas Tech's in the pink.
A Saturday that's really long.
Because the Huskers stink...and they say..
Welcome you, to Marsha Sharp's Palace
We'll score a lot on you.
You're getting slapped in Marsha Sharp's Palace.
There's really nothing that NU can do.
And we welcome you, to Marsha Sharp's Palace
We've been expecting you.
You're getting beat in Marsha Sharp's Palace
There is no way Nebraska beats TTU
If this game was in Lincoln, I'd say we had a shot not to embarasses ourselves. But this team is hamper by three fundamental truths about Nebraska Womens Basketball in the Sanderford Era.
1. Nebraska's best players don't play two good games in a row, except for Keasha Cannon.
2. Nebraska doesn't beat ranked teams
3. Nebraska doesn't beat quality teams on the road.
Texas Tech 85, Nebraska 55
--ChipperF1