A Big 12 Jam Special: Welcome Connie Yori!!!!!!!

[ChipperF1]

I'm Connie Yori, I Am
(Sung to the tune of "I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am")

I'm Connie Yori, I am
Nebraska's new head coach, I am I am

They got me from the college next door.
Though I haven't won that much before.

But Bill Byrne offered it to me.
He didn't want that Tom Collen man. (NO MAN!)

I'm head coach Connie Yori.
Head Coach is who I am.

Second verse, same as the first.

I'm Connie Yori, I am
Nebraska's new head coach, I am I am

They got me from the college next door.
Though I haven't won that much before.

But Bill Byrne offered it to me.
He didn't want that Tom Collen man. (NO MAN!)

I'm head coach Connie Yori.
Head Coach is who I am.

(GUITAR SOLO)

I'm Connie Yori, I am
Nebraska's new head coach, I am I am

They got me from the college next door.
Though I haven't won that much before.

But Bill Byrne offered it to me.
He didn't want that Tom Collen man. (NO MAN!)

I'm head coach Connie Yori.
Head Coach is who I am.

HEAD COACH! Y-O-R-I!

Head Coach (Connie!) Head Coach (Yori!)

Head Coach Connie Yori, I am, I am.
Nebraska's head coach I am!