ChipperF1
06-11-2002, 11:16 AM
SOL
(Sung to the tune of "SOS"...with apologies to ABBA)
(VERSE-1)
Where are those tourney trips?
Where are those victories, Paul?
We put our hopes in you.
And all we did was fall.
Whatever happened to this team
I thought I understood?
Even with hyped recruits
The Huskers are no good..
(CHORUS)
Bill Byrne please hear us
Cuz with Paul I fear, we're SOL!
The wins we crave
But Paul just can't be saved, we're SOL!
Sanderford messed it up and let the program rot.
Take him out behind Devaney and have him shot.
(VERSE-2)
They said the talent's here and we were going to win.
And now they've gotten stale and they are gone again.
K.C. Cowgill can't shoot the ball.
Steph Jones just took a dive.
Robinette hits the booze.
And then decides to drive.
(CHORUS)
They all would cruise.
With or Without we lose, we're SOL!
Good riddance ladies
Attitudes all shady, SOL!
You're all gone.
Too frustrated to carry the fight.
And next year.
We'll be last place and it really bites!
(THE INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
Next year is hopeless
The team is a joke, we're SOL!
Poor Keasha Cannon
Alone she'll have to handle, SOL!
There's no chance. Twenty losses or more and we'll rot
If this team, was a horse, it would have to be shot.
If this team, was a horse, it would have to be shot.
If this team, was a horse, it would have to be shot.
http://hoopscoop.net/ubb/nu.gif Womens Basketball 2002-2003
Season of Surrender Episode III
(Sung to the tune of "SOS"...with apologies to ABBA)
(VERSE-1)
Where are those tourney trips?
Where are those victories, Paul?
We put our hopes in you.
And all we did was fall.
Whatever happened to this team
I thought I understood?
Even with hyped recruits
The Huskers are no good..
(CHORUS)
Bill Byrne please hear us
Cuz with Paul I fear, we're SOL!
The wins we crave
But Paul just can't be saved, we're SOL!
Sanderford messed it up and let the program rot.
Take him out behind Devaney and have him shot.
(VERSE-2)
They said the talent's here and we were going to win.
And now they've gotten stale and they are gone again.
K.C. Cowgill can't shoot the ball.
Steph Jones just took a dive.
Robinette hits the booze.
And then decides to drive.
(CHORUS)
They all would cruise.
With or Without we lose, we're SOL!
Good riddance ladies
Attitudes all shady, SOL!
You're all gone.
Too frustrated to carry the fight.
And next year.
We'll be last place and it really bites!
(THE INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
Next year is hopeless
The team is a joke, we're SOL!
Poor Keasha Cannon
Alone she'll have to handle, SOL!
There's no chance. Twenty losses or more and we'll rot
If this team, was a horse, it would have to be shot.
If this team, was a horse, it would have to be shot.
If this team, was a horse, it would have to be shot.
http://hoopscoop.net/ubb/nu.gif Womens Basketball 2002-2003
Season of Surrender Episode III